2:00 - Matt tries to defend John From Cincinnati
4:00 - Matt quits Talk 9, gets a farewell from Gary From Fremont. "Is all of life, just repeating the mantra 'This is what I wanted?'"
5:20 - Commando talk
10:49 - Bret and Matt try to guess how many people get killed in Commando.
14:00 - We finally talk about the Kayak Bear Lady, which hit just after we recorded last week's show. Matt provides the voice of the bear.
17:42 - WELCOME TO TECH HELL. Are online marketing "gurus" trying to destroy English? We go down the terrifying rabbit hole. Sample sentence: "Content marketing providers will focus on solutions partners."
38:27 - My story about how I put a couch on the street and accidentally created an artificial reef for hobos.
40:55 - We've discovered the world's hottest Matt Damon hot take, "Earth to Matt Damon, It's 2015."
54:00 - John From Cincinnatti. Turns out Matt Lieb was the one guy who liked this show.
55:00 - The Leftovers, and is it just going to Lost us? (It's a little spoilery, I suppose, but pretty vague).
1:00:00 - Bret's bizarre sex dreams, "where I'm pushing a little sea lion around in my palm."
1:08:10 - Your emails and voice mails.